Professional Procrastinator

[Professional Procrastinator]

[mdintraining]

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

[insanelycoolish]

YES I NEED THIS. :D

[xionical]

Time to use this for writingggg

Woah i was potty trained at 10 months

[derinthemadscientist]

It’s worth noting that these are averages. The kid I look after has been able to climb stairs since about 10 months but still, at 18 months, knows about 5 words that he can’t pronounce properly because he only knows one vowel sound and like 4 constonants. This is normal. Don’t be too concerned if your kids aren’t hitting the milestones on time, or hitting them way too early – different kids develop wildly differently.

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[risottonerosimpclub]

Edward Elric: I met God, but since God is an asshole now I am an atheist.

[Professional Procrastinator]

[teacup13-deactivated20200319]

maybe you aren’t going

to be the love of all my life,

but you’re the love of my life

so far & maybe we’ve broken

a tooth in asking the sky how

it colours your eyes in hope,

but even talking to you about

nothing means everything to

me, we all need someone to

remind us it’s okay to laugh

sometimes & I love you

because you look at me

& even though you know

I'm not ok, you never

look away

[Professional Procrastinator]

[writing-prompt-s]

All the tropes are infront of you. Every day for the past week you’ve been seeing the new girl walking around town. Always singing to animals and followed by a sidekick pet. Her boyfriend even being described as “Prince Charming” by various people in town.

Quickly the songs grow irritating, there are animals everywhere, and her bubbly optimism wears down your patience. You recognize that this has become a fairytale, and you’re likely the villain.

[Professional Procrastinator]

[daily-incineroar]

sans kirby sans kirby sans kirby sans kirby

[the-irken-pony]

*Green Greens remix of Megalovania plays*

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[ikimaru]

independent together ✨

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[hylianfury]

It’s 4am in the morning and all I can think about right now, after spending the past 4 hours on Sunstone’s update, is Sidon trying to court the ‘hylian way’ and Link being like “I don’t even care about flowers but Hylia you are too cute”.

I… will head to bed. Is there any fanfiction with Sidon trying to flirt like that and Link being so out of society he doesn’t even notice because he can’t even remember how his people flirt?

It’s small things that give me the strenght-

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[ikimaru]

part 5 in which Lance is still thinking about it and Rachel has no time for that

(she’s his other sister who was on screen for like 10 seconds but I thought she was fitting for this so yeaH lol)

first | < part 4 | part 5 | ko-fi | to be continued!

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[pockicchi]

friendships that last more than a lifetime